Urban Hat€monger ?

1. What modern convenience should never have been invented?
The mobile phone. I can't stand them & don't own one.

BTW if you are one of these people who invites someone to the pub or wherever & you spend the whole night fiddling with your phone & talking to people who can't be bothered to turn up in person YOU are an utter utter cunt. No excuses.

2. If you could exchange places with any person from history, no longer alive, who would you want to have been?
Brian Jones , because I've never met a girl who liked the Stones who didn't wet her knickers over him. I'd also be careful to avoid irate builders & swimming pools.

3. If you could choose the very last thing you would see before you die, what would it be?
Motorhead perfoming in my hospital I was in

4. If you owned a store, what would you sell?
Pornography & meat I could pretend i'm making some profound statement with my shop but in reality it would just be an excuse to look at porn & eat lots of steaks. I would call my shop 'SAUSAGE'

5. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
No , In fact I tend to get on better with people who's taste in music I can't stand. It means I have to find something else to talk about thus not boring them about music.

6. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?[/QUOTE]
A bit of both I spose.

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