10.fell down coming out of the liquor store and broke my ankle...sober mind you...
9.got my Grade 12!
8.was married with 2 kids in a 3 story house at 19....
7.was owner of 4 cats
6.tasted the bottom of the fishtank
5.spit blood all over a cop
4.spent 5 consecutive nights in holding cells for public intoxication
3.smoked 6 smokes at once..passed out...
2.gave birth 2 times with no painkillers
1.got a 1 year ban from the local hospital
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