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Originally Posted by jesus
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"little boy blue"
"little boy blue(picture them saying this in real life) who?"
"Michael Jackson!"
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Oh oh that reminds me of one or more
SO Michael Jackson is on a plane with a bunch of kids and theirs only 2 parchutes so he says
Michael Jackson: Only 2? Who Will USe htem?
Pilot: You and me.
Michael Jackson:What about the kids?
Pilot: Skrew the kids
Michael Jackson: Do you think we have time?
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Mcdonalds?
A: They both stick middle aged meet into 8 year old buns.
whats michal jacksons favorite chinese food?
cream of sum'yong'guy
Q: Whats the diffrence between Michael jakson and a plastic grocery bag?
A: One is white and dangerous to children,one carrys grocerys.