My Brother had left a copy of Iron Maiden's "Powerslave" on his dresser When I was 9, so I popped the cassette (yes I'm that old) into the tape deck, and suddenly my pubes just start growin' like wildfire. I couldn't stop them! So I went into the bathroom, game em' a quick trim, did a fat bong hit and started listening to Miles Davis instead. Whew, that was a close one.
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