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Old 02-19-2005, 02:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A bunch of us are sitting around in class waiting for the bell to ring:

dumb kid: ya know guys, one day, I'm just gonna sell all my sh*t for a hippy van, and take a raod trip all the way to china
the rest of us: *laughing*
dumb kid: what? you don't think I'd sell all my sh*t and take a road trip to china? I could easily do it, i don't need all this extra sh*t to live
me: well no, you couldn't do it because there's a f*cking ocean in between canada and china you retard
dumb kid: shut up

stupid quotes from a girl in my social studies class last year:

"hey guys, india is like above china right?"

dumb girl: "Are there seriously countries that don't have enough food for everyone?!"
me: "uhhh, yeah, lots."
dumb girl: "oh my god that's horrible! But, like, what happens to them if they don't have enough food?!"
me: "uh, they die."

dumb girl: "so like, does the sun revolve around the earth, or like how does that work?"
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