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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
you invented time? I know you're joking, but is there any way to try and make that claim? Like, did you invent the clock or something?
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God invented time and as we all know, God, my dear friend...is an Englishman.
Or rather he was, before he emmigrated to the States at the turn of the last century.
Where sadly, he fell on hard times and sold his soul to the devil for the price of a Big Mac and fries.
He now sleeps rough in Central Park, under a bush...not far from that bridge...the one with the graffitti.
He spends his days accosting passersby with random insults, that make no sense.
Last chance tonight...Ethan Mean Time.