Quote:
Originally Posted by Frances
Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"
and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fu cking mouth!"
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is this supposed to be me?
okay so,
a couple goes in to see a priest about getting married
and the groom asks the priest
"is it okay to have sex before marriage?"
and the priest responds
"as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony".