This years holiday bitches are...
a)
Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?"
Me; "Err...the white one".
Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?"
b) When out walking past shops...no matter how slow you walk, women always manage to be a good 20 yards behind.
c) Europeans (this means you too Marijan) and in particular Germans.
Stop trying to speak English with a fake American accent...it isn't cool!
You sound like a twat.
"Vaarn beeeer plirz"
Stop it!!!