DontRunMeOver

This song is based on the varyingly liberal natures of my three housemates.




I WAS WATCHING PORN WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKED IN

I was watching porn when Nikki walked in
She said that lust was the deadliest sin
And that I was a dirty pervert
Then locked me out of our wireless network

I was dressing as a woman when Adeola walked in
She stood and stared and didn't say a thing
I asked if my floral blouse matched my wig
She said "yes, but the skirt makes your bum look big"

I was ****ing a goat when Ryan walked in
He said "I'm kind of bored, do you mind if I join in?"
So he grabbed the tail and I grabbed the antlers
Three holes
Three goals
That's all that matters

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