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Old 06-05-2007, 10:15 AM   #5945 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog View Post
No, she just got a headache. She was fine when she left. What was your experience with it?

All it does is release the hormones that shed a layer of the uterus, just like the menstrual cycle.
When I was 19 me and my then-girlfriend suffered condom! explosion!, the aftermath of which was inevitably the morning-after pill (well, for those who aren't daft enough to not know what one is).

The pill seemed to turn her schizo, although I don't think that the female doctor bitching about me 'smiling away' when we went there helped. If she wanted me to frown at her maybe she should have invested in a sign saying

"I was born with a face like a slapped arse, it makes me more comfortable if others try to adopt that same expression when in my company"

or

"Frown or I'll inject you with cancer"

But anyway, from my lone experience I have drawn the conclusioni

Morning After Pill = Continual Female Rage for about two days.

Obviously I have a very small sample range (one sample in fact), but I think it's best if I try this experiment as few times as possible.
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When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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