Originally Posted by suicidal barbie

Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)