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tdoc210 · 04-11-2007, 03:07 PM

Suspension
Body: heres how it went down
A young, very attractive, 6'4" dark haired and fair eyed boy is at the copying machine looking at the copier thinking " god this takes forever" "When out of nowhere a voice said what are you doing!?"It was the teacher. " Well" replied the young and amazingly good looking, boy, "I am copying a document for sir phillip" "so you are copying a document" retorted the teacher, " Yes, its for phil, Im copying it." " What are you doing!?" again was yelled by the teacher. In a slightly annoyed tone, the boy replied " Document Copying" Is that scanning? replied the tecaher, "no, its copying." he replied The teacher than asked " is it copying" "yes" said the highly annoyed young man So Its Scanning" The teacher questioned again. " no its copying theres a difference. " retorted the boy " what are you doing" replied the teacher. ( multiply this above dialouge by about 1000 times to get full effect). The boy than ejaculated "JESUS CHRIST" and the teacher gasped "Give me the document" the boy replied " not right yet, it has not finished copying" the teacher then angrily demanded the paper from him, 3 more times, every time the boy responding " I can't it has not finished';. The teacher then yelled " go to the office" the young boy refused, knowing that he was in the right, and was being repressed. The office personal than came down to clarify the situation but no avail, due to the fact that the boy knew that he wan sn the right, and was using civil disobedience as his weapon of choice, refused to leave. Due to the fact that no one was treating the situation in a levelheaded way. So the office personnel, brought in the school officer, who brought actual sense to the situation, and the boy followed him out.the Boy then received 2 days out of school suspension, for as the school put it, " disobedience, insubordination disrespect" or as t would read anywhere else, provoked civil disobedience.

04-11-2007, 03:07 PM	#5650 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	Suspension Body: heres how it went down A young, very attractive, 6'4" dark haired and fair eyed boy is at the copying machine looking at the copier thinking " god this takes forever" "When out of nowhere a voice said what are you doing!?"It was the teacher. " Well" replied the young and amazingly good looking, boy, "I am copying a document for sir phillip" "so you are copying a document" retorted the teacher, " Yes, its for phil, Im copying it." " What are you doing!?" again was yelled by the teacher. In a slightly annoyed tone, the boy replied " Document Copying" Is that scanning? replied the tecaher, "no, its copying." he replied The teacher than asked " is it copying" "yes" said the highly annoyed young man So Its Scanning" The teacher questioned again. " no its copying theres a difference. " retorted the boy " what are you doing" replied the teacher. ( multiply this above dialouge by about 1000 times to get full effect). The boy than ejaculated "JESUS CHRIST" and the teacher gasped "Give me the document" the boy replied " not right yet, it has not finished copying" the teacher then angrily demanded the paper from him, 3 more times, every time the boy responding " I can't it has not finished';. The teacher then yelled " go to the office" the young boy refused, knowing that he was in the right, and was being repressed. The office personal than came down to clarify the situation but no avail, due to the fact that the boy knew that he wan sn the right, and was using civil disobedience as his weapon of choice, refused to leave. Due to the fact that no one was treating the situation in a levelheaded way. So the office personnel, brought in the school officer, who brought actual sense to the situation, and the boy followed him out.the Boy then received 2 days out of school suspension, for as the school put it, " disobedience, insubordination disrespect" or as t would read anywhere else, provoked civil disobedience. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.