The Mexican Whore Trick
Drive to Houston, and rent a U-Haul and take it across the border. Find a nice little village and hand pic the hottest mexicans you can. Negotiate a deal to where you'll take em over the border in exchange for a massive mexican whore orgy. Get in back of truck...have before mentioned mexican hotty orgy. Then drive around in circles in mexico for about an hour. Drive about 20 minutes from their own village. Open the truck and say, "Run your in Texas!"
Who wants to go with me?
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