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Old 03-18-2007, 08:53 AM   #95 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic
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sometimes I measure it and it's about 6 inches, but to me it only looks like about 3".
Sometimes, after I go #2, I have to wipe for like, 10 minutes. I'll keep wiping, and wiping. It's like I have a brown crayon shoved up in there. After I go #2, I'm afraid when someone gets near my a.ss (walking up stairs) and that it might smell like s.hit. The only time I'm usually not concerned about it is right after I have showered & before I take a dump, but I usually take about 3 a day.
No, Please for the love of god. Never say anything like that again. I think that is one of the most disgusting, repulsive things to talk about. If you plan on ever getting laid, you could never say something like that. Ever. Because all the woman would be thinking about is when you said that, and no woman can do anything sexual with that image burning their mind every 3 seconds

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Yeah, that's right. I just whacked a little bit, I never actually got off......except the part where I got off.
I believe everyone pretty much finds her attractive, but seeing that it's my sister, I'll say no more on the matter. I do have my dignity, you know?
No. That abnormal and wrong. Especially since I have an older brother. You can't wack off to your sister and have dignity. You just can't. It's like stabbing someone with a sponge, it just can't be done.

Just because every other guy wacks off to her it doesn't mean you should. I mean you learned that lesson when you were 7--if everybody jumps off a bridge, should you?
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