Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Alli - 6 (I shaved it, and you know you'd do me.)
TUTG - 2 (It lacked a twist.)
DRMO - 3 (I shaved.)
DRMO(2) - 3 (I like the smell of bleach.)
DRMO(3) - :[
DRMO(4) - 4 (Funny story - I went to Applebee's with my girlfriend and the waitress comes up and says "How are you ladies doing today." I gave her a "What the hell is your problem?" stare, and she didn't even apologize. Long story short, I called her a moron and didn't tip her.)
DRMO(5) - 6 (It made me chuckle. I shower everyday.)
DRMO(6) - 2 (That isn't true?)
DRMO(7) - 0 (Malay is malay for homosexual.)
DRMO(8) - 5 (I put them in the trash, yo.)
DRMO(9) - 4 (You took too long to get the point across.)
DRMO(10) - 2 (I urinate those blocks away.)