I'd pay for it eventually if I was THAT hopeless. It's my belief that EVERYONE can get laid. Even if you're a pizza-face retard, there is always someone out there desperate enough to fuck anything with legs.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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