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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain
A man walks into a confessional and tells the priest he almost cheated on his wife. When the priest inquires about how he "almost" cheated on her the man says, "well, we were nearly naked and rubbing together, but nothing actually happened." The priest replies, "Well in the eyes of god, rubbing is the same as putting it in." So the priest tell him to say ten "hail marys" and put 50 bucks in the poor box. So the man does his "hail marys" and goes up to the poor box. He sets the 50 near the hole and slides it off, pockets it, and begins to walk away. The priest stops him and tells him he needs to cleanse his sins. The man replies "Well according to you, rubbing is the same as putting it in."
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Funny..and even funnier cause it's Lent. 
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“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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