My New Year's was WEAK!!!
My wife and I ended up going to my sister in law's place, I opted for this so that perhaps she would be able to go 20 minutes without saying "Are you having ANOTHER beer?". So things were well on that front but the company was LAME, allow me to lay out the cast of characters:
Brother In Law - CEO of Insurance Company (health nut)
Sister In Law - I dunno what she does but she is boring
Other Sister In Law - Complete Dipsh!t
Other Sister In Law's Boyfriend - Out of work Elvis Impersonator, his record for alchohol consumption is a whopping 4 drinks and I know this because I'm the one who gave them to him and he was F*CKED
Random Dude - Complete Geek, Wouldn't STFU about Bono
Random Dude's Wife - Complete C*nt
Add in three dogs and this is what I was left with. It was F*CKING NEW YEAR'S EVE and I don't think any of these twats had over three drinks all night, I had three drinks before I took my shoes off. SUCKITY, SUCK , SUCK, MCSUCKITY!!!
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