Aha me and my mates made a leaflet from all the crappy cracker jokes:
Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because its feet smell
Q:What's sweet and swings through the jungle?
A:Tarzipan ( :|< me)
Now HERE'S a gem:
Q:How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from ducks. (We think the man that writes cracker jokes gave up on life at the very point he was writing the punchline to this joke)
Q: Why did the jelly baby go to school?
A: Because it wanted to be a smartie.
Q:What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q:How do you start a bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go.
And there are many, perhaps too many, more.
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