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Old 12-26-2006, 10:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
sleepy jack
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Woh man, chill out and don't get so mad,
WWE is on tonight your love is gonna be rad,
Go up and down with each body slam,
You getting off gayer then wham,
Rock hard dick, to rocks hard tits,
Now I want you to bust out a pen and think about this,
You can drop the arrogant bullshit,
You're not sexy you're just a prick,
Just be honest, admit your acne covered face,
Telescope eyes and metal teeth,
You're well past your teens,
So you can drop the gasoline acne cream,
You're not hot, you have no flame,
You're the wax without the wick,
You're a boy who only loves is his dick.

So tell me man who will never get laid,
Not even possibly by paid,
Please break it down, explain your face,
Who told the bees it was time to sting?
Or are you proud to be the zit king?
I'll say it one more time
This guy is greasy as hell
looks like he got face fucked by a porcupine,
Face first into a cactus patch,
I guess that might explain your rash.

I heard its big in the homosexual scene,
You know all the biggest homophobes hid it all,
Fucking in their closets till their dicks began to fall,
So tell me all, do you like it against the wall?
Or with one in your mouth, the other up a hole,
Yeah man, doing your preacher will save your soul,
Touched by your father,
Who art thou in Heaven,
hallowed be thy fuck,
Till thy holiness come,
Giving you your daily spread,
Leading you straight to tempation,
Delivering you from evil,
Touched by your father
Who art thou in heaven,
Amen.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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