Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I pity the poor sod who has to put up with her voicemails being left on their phone...........

'hello?'

"hello? anybody there'

'Wow this is weird , whats a voicemail?'

'I don`t know how to use these'

'Oh Sh*t what do I do?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

''Do you think that worked?'

'Wow this is weird it`s beeping?'

'Shall I try again?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

'I dunno how to use this thing i`ll call later'