ok, the funniest thing......
I'll have say it was this time:
My friend and I are hitchhiking on the highway, having ingested some illegal substances and we stick Out our thumbs and are psyched when a car pulls over only to realize that it's f*cking cop car!! So he picks us up, asks us where our car is (what car??) and we tell him we don't have one. So he turns around and drops us off right where we had started from at a gas station. he gave us tickets for "reckless use of the highway by a pedestrian" we gave him false names and addresses but like 6 months later I got a call form the cops in that town

Oh, and we made it pretty far- very dangerous, hitchhiking- don't try it at home!!