More a stupid rhyme than anything. (another christmas one)
I set aside one day a year
To go and see the family
One day, from all those many months
I find it's quite enough for me
As mother burns the turkey
And father falls asleep
I find solace in this christmas punch
One shot per minute throughout lunch
Singing carols merrily
Christmas cheer left in my wake
This brandy is too much to take
I throw up on the christmas tree
Silent night, silent night
Not a chance... I start a fight
I hit my brother with a cracker
Then, drunkenly, shred present wrappers
"The jumper you got me looks queer as hell
Its at least two sizes too small
If you don't like the sock I bought
Then you can suck my jingle balls"
Singing carols merrily
Christmas cheer left in my wake
This brandy is too much to take
I throw up on the christmas tree
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Originally Posted by Katyppfan
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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