Santa Claus is coming to town (for Ethan's christmas song thing)
I'm thinking to write a Christmas song about how Santa is a deranged pervert/paedophile. Just started and I'll update it as I get ideas. If anybody else has good suggestions for lines or sections, post them here please.
To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town".
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You'd better watch out
You'd best stay inside
That big fat red suit hides the filthiest mind
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's adorning himself
In handcuffs and tights
Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He see's you when you're sleeping
The dirty, hairy perv
He'll creep into your room at night
And never say a word
So you'd better watch out
You'd better watch out
While that once-a-year weirdo is roaming about
Santa claus is coming to town
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Originally Posted by Katyppfan
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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Last edited by DontRunMeOver; 12-13-2006 at 11:51 AM.
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