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Originally Posted by oojay
that game of twister is what you call a "win-win situation"  . i secretely slicked the floor down with baby oil causing you to slip and fall as you try to run away. while on the ground, you find your old lego set underneath the sofa. youre too busy playing with them to realize that i took my belt, along with whatever dignity i had left, and went to McDonalds to recharge. |
I put some clothes on, followed you to the nearest mc donald's. sat down with you at the table, slipped you the tongue, and you dropped the belt when you made a grab fomr some part of my body.
Anyways, I leave you there bewildered because the hottest thing youe evr saw just walked up to you and kissed you for no apparent reason.
And for dropping the belt into my lap (literally) i paid you handsomely. $200 bucks is all you were worth.
have fun with the dollar menu
