I was wrestling with a pupp and got wrapped up in its chain.....then I tried to make out with the puppy to apologize for wrestling with it. I didnt know what was going on so as soon as I realized I was caught in the chain I started screaming "He's gonna kill me!"
Jack Daniels=BAD!
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.
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