Originally Posted by Bill Hicks

“Not only do I think marijuana should be legalized, it should be mandatory. Pot is a better drug than alcohol—fact! I’ll prove it to you: You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone is really violent and aggressive and obnoxious. Are they drunk or are they smoking pot? They’re drunk. I’ve never seen people on pot get into a fight, because it’s fucking impossible! Say you get into a car accident and you’ve been smoking pot. You’re only going four fucking miles an hour!”