Originally Posted by right-track

Your on...only bring some body armour if you want to see some dance moves.
The last time I tried that with a skin full of ale, was when I attempted a spin, lost my balance and careered into and over a table full of drinks.
A mortal sin.
Nearly got me head kicked in.

For a serious drinking session;
MURDER JUNKIE
Merkaba
Fenix
Urban

For a good old English piss up;
Hobo
DRMO
Levithian
But I demand it be in Manchester and not that concrete, rat infested, urban wasteland known as Birmingham.

For pop and crisps;
Crowquill
AITA
swimintheundertow

For hot milk and a bedtime story;
SEB
Blainka

For a night out in a seedy, backstreet Moss Side pub;
bill
DOC
moses
I'm gonna tell the locals they are rich American tourists and climb out of the toilet window and leave them to their fate.