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Old 08-03-2006, 09:09 AM   #30 (permalink)
Raine
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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
As cool as it is to paint a mural on a girls stomach, you might as well be painting a nursery. As Fal mentioned precum contains sperm and only one has to get behind the Iron Curtains. At 23 a kid could really cramp your style, and the golfing is sooooooooo f*cking good in Arizona
If you decide to have sex (this is geared otward females) and you've been in a the relationship along while and plan on having sex regularly, the pill is a good choice because you'll save a lot of money not having to buy condoms every day.
And for extra precautions Durex.
You can never be safe. And better safe than sorry. And if the pill isn't right for you (although there are various kinds) then might I suggest many long cold showers, a really good vibrator, and Durex. They sell them cheaper at Eckerd's.
And Rite AID usually has a sell on most condoms. CVS as a last resort.

And if the need for sex is that great, there are many things to do instead of intercourse.
Although I do not recommend deep throating (if necessary) on a regular basis.
Bad for your voice and all.
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