Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Those are all from Oklahoma.
Virginia: Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
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