My God! 2 lengths and he's 5?! You should be proud really...
I was supposed to be meeting my girlfriend at 12 today, but neither of us can make it there in time so she's coming round to mine at 2.30. She was supposed to be staying the night but her parents are apparently being arsey about it
And yesterday I went to the Snooker hall with a couple of my mates, in my new 3 quarter length jeans and sunglasses, then it started to rain and there was thunder and lightning

But I bought Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots and Absolution, and had been given the new Razorlight album.All 3 albums are brilliant.
Then I went back to my house with my mates and we never did anything for ages and just sat around and had a laugh. Then it was night-time, my Mom's friends came over and I sat up in my room away from it all, couldn't get to sleep at all so had some Bailey's to knock me out
And as you can see, I get heavily bored just before I'm about to go out. So I've decided to bore you lot with these events also.