Originally Posted by jibber

haha, take it from my buddy's birthday last night. DON'T drink a mickey of jager, and a ****load of beer in one night. and whatever you do, DO NOT chug a pint of beer with 4 shots of absinthe mixed into it. you'll end up pouring a beer over your head, then smashing the ceramic gravy boat you were drinking from over your head and walking barefooted through shards of broken glass cause you wore flip-flops out that night and somehow lost your shoes in your drunkenness.

god i love my friends