Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Don't get off with your best friend's girlfriend.

Don't start fights when stoned. Laughing is not a sensible form of self-defense.

Don't go swimming in tropical water if its neither:
a) Completely clear and therefore easy to see other things swimming with you.
b) 'Dead' so that there can't be anything else in there.

Don't wink at women in other countries, it can mean all kinds of things.

Don't try to drive across a country without a map or good knowledge of the road network.

Don't go to Nairobi, Johannesburg... or Coventry. They're shit