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right-track · 07-07-2006, 04:50 PM

Many years ago, when I had knees, I used to play in a Sunday Football league.
Before the game the ref gave us all a lecture on verbal abuse.
I said. "So if I call you a ****...you'll send me off?"
He said. "Yes"
So I said. "What if I only think your a ****?".
He said. "Those are your private thoughts, thats your perogative".
So me being a gobby smartarse at the time said. "I think your a ****!"

He sent me off for ungentlemanly conduct. True story.

There's a point in there somewhere...don't quite know what it is, but it's in there somewhere.

07-07-2006, 04:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Many years ago, when I had knees, I used to play in a Sunday Football league. Before the game the ref gave us all a lecture on verbal abuse. I said. "So if I call you a **...you'll send me off?" He said. "Yes" So I said. "What if I only think your a ?". He said. "Those are your private thoughts, thats your perogative". So me being a gobby smartarse at the time said. "I think your a **!" He sent me off for ungentlemanly conduct. True story. There's a point in there somewhere...don't quite know what it is, but it's in there somewhere.