You are a Thrasher. It's all about the thrash metal scene of the 80s, and paying attention to all the s
hit in the world authority doesn't want you to see. You're down with anything that upholds the principles of the Almighty Riff, but those weak-ass synthesizers piss you off to no end. A metal show is more than just music, it's Good Friendly Violent Fun - the pit is your second home. You're generally cool with anyone who respects you, but nothing pisses you off like pretentious wankers - and of course, the hated POSEURS.

'Weak-ass synthesizers piss you off to no end'. That made me laugh for a good one minute.