Me:
Hola Senor
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
You musn't be fluent in Espanol
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I musn t be fluent in Espanol.
Me:
I don't mind if you tell other people "said I musn't be fluent in espanol" Do you mind if you tell other people you musn't be fluent in espanol?
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
You neglected to answer the latter part of my question god
God:
Not intentionally.
Me:
Well you did, and that is what matters. I didn't kill my mother "intentionally" is not an exuse for the crime
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Did you really what? I didn't kill my mother because according to you, that is sinful. Aren't you aware of your own commandments?
God:
Yes I try to what as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. Why didn't you do it? Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Me:
I try to "what" at least 10 times a day. .How often do you "what"?
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Hourly.
Me:
What do you mean "try it"? No more than 10 seconds ago you said you try to do it as often as possible
God:
, " What's it like?" What did I mean by it? That was not a yes or no question. That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
The God of all creation only has the mental capability to answer yes or now questions?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Tell you more of what? Are you having trouble following the course of this conversation?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client. I am having a blast.
Me:
I'm glad that you're having a blast
God:
I don't know if I have a blast.
I have a plan for a robot body. What are you on?
Me:
I'm on Lysergic acid diethylamide, how about you?
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