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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Bored of chicken & potatoes?
When I was you age we used to dream if eating chicken & potatoes. When I was your age we used to suck on a lump of coal while our Dad beat us ... IF WE WERE LUCKY.
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Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.