Boo hoo, I'm sure The Internet is sooooo offended by the fact I insulted someone through it! The last time I checked, movie producers don't sue people who give them bad reviews for anything, let alone slander. Bad art is bad art, and the public (in this case, anyone with eyes) is going to recognize it for that, and react accordingly.
Maybe you should make a scanned in picture of your law degree your avatar so I could actually not laugh at you trying to pretend you even understand what slander is or isn't. Because it surely isn't this:
