Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face"
Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'.
It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about.
Still haunts me though.
and
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING by Peter (f*c*ing) Andre
1st class tosser using a 2nd rate reality TV show and his 3rd class media-whore silicon 'celebrity' girlfriend, to ressurect his non-event cheesy pap music career, which was 4th class to begin with.
The less about said about "Insania" or "Mystery Girl" the better.
Nice abs though, you twunt. I'd love to introduce them to my friend 'Mr Stabby' . . .
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