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Wild7Dustr · 05-26-2006, 03:05 AM

What my crime was?

1. I killed everyone deemed necessary and close enough.

2. They were B.T.K.'d...lol...as in Burned, T1tty-twisted and Karate-chopped into 8th's by Bruce Lee.They also got "shaved" with a raw, dirty blade in any part of their body that were easy choices, including their t1ts (guys only), kneecaps, noses, fingers, toes, lips, elbows and eyelids.I'd be nice enough to leave them with their privates, although who knows what the birds would do to them when they pick away...lol?I must mention that this is only meant for the worst of people and that I'd never even think about doing these things to anyone in real life!!!

What my meal would be for the night?

1. As much Diet Pepsi, Dole Strawberry Orange Banana juice, Coors and anything else that I desired being delivered to me by my own personal butler that eventually kills all the people that sentenced me to prison/the chair...lol!!!

2. Potato Pancakes.

3. Bacon and Sausage of all types...and lots of it!!!

4. Unlimited Gyros with lots of extra meat served warm.

5. A Pepperoni Pizza to guzzle down all my beer with.

6. Flounder, Grouper and other great tasting fish...mostly fried.

7. A perfect medium Steak.

8. Pringles, Lays and Dan Dee Chips.

9. Peanut Butter filled Pretzel bites.

10. Ice Cream including these types and more...Vanilla, Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry mixed with Bananas, Banana mixed with Strawberry's, etc...

My bonus...lol?

A couple nights with some of the hottest girls in the world!!!So good of a party that I'd make Hugh Hefner jealous of how many girls I got in 1 night...lol!!!Plus I'm much more young and attractive...
...that would make Hugh Hefner jealous.If only I had as much money as him and as big a mansion..............................poof, wish granted...lol!!!

05-26-2006, 03:05 AM	#25 (permalink)
Wild7Dustr Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 464	What my crime was? 1. I killed everyone deemed necessary and close enough. 2. They were B.T.K.'d...lol...as in Burned, T1tty-twisted and Karate-chopped into 8th's by Bruce Lee.They also got "shaved" with a raw, dirty blade in any part of their body that were easy choices, including their t1ts (guys only), kneecaps, noses, fingers, toes, lips, elbows and eyelids.I'd be nice enough to leave them with their privates, although who knows what the birds would do to them when they pick away...lol?I must mention that this is only meant for the worst of people and that I'd never even think about doing these things to anyone in real life!!! What my meal would be for the night? 1. As much Diet Pepsi, Dole Strawberry Orange Banana juice, Coors and anything else that I desired being delivered to me by my own personal butler that eventually kills all the people that sentenced me to prison/the chair...lol!!! 2. Potato Pancakes. 3. Bacon and Sausage of all types...and lots of it!!! 4. Unlimited Gyros with lots of extra meat served warm. 5. A Pepperoni Pizza to guzzle down all my beer with. 6. Flounder, Grouper and other great tasting fish...mostly fried. 7. A perfect medium Steak. 8. Pringles, Lays and Dan Dee Chips. 9. Peanut Butter filled Pretzel bites. 10. Ice Cream including these types and more...Vanilla, Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry mixed with Bananas, Banana mixed with Strawberry's, etc... My bonus...lol? A couple nights with some of the hottest girls in the world!!!So good of a party that I'd make Hugh Hefner jealous of how many girls I got in 1 night...lol!!!Plus I'm much more young and attractive... ...that would make Hugh Hefner jealous.If only I had as much money as him and as big a mansion..............................poof, wish granted...lol!!!