1) sometimes i chew on my tongue with my head down and people think I'm some sorta schizophenic.
2) I stutter when i'm nervous and or lying
3) I slur my words when I'm drunk.
4) If people offer me food as a courtesy I usually eat it all. I recently had a club meeting and the sponsor brought all these peanut butter cookies and I ate most of them. Screw the other members. Free food.
5) I always call my English teacher grandmom.
6) Me and a friend usually use the school restroom as an ash tray and almost always someone walks in on us.
That's about it.
Peace
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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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