So i'm on this plane right with all these 10 year old kids, and it starts going down so the pilot turns to me and he says, "theres only two parachutes! We'll take them and save ourselves" and me being concerned for the welfare of the youth says to him, "what about the kids!?". To which he replies "screw the kids!" Then I asked, "do you think we have time?"
All the kids are now laying in the bottom of the alantic.