Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff

-The silica gel packets say not to eat to hide their secrets, gobble 'em up!!

-Trespass onto government property, your birthday surprise party is waiting!

-Sticking forks into electrical outlets is the only surefire way to astral project

-Cut off people at the first minor disagreement, you'll thank me later. You don't need that negative energy.

-Delete System 32 on your computer, it simply takes up too much space