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Drjohnrock · 10-12-2024, 10:53 AM

A dog calls 911:

Operator: "911, what is your emergency/"

Dog: "My owner's been gone for two whole seconds!"

Operator: "Wow, that's a real emergency! Is there a couch there you can tear up?"

10-12-2024, 10:53 AM	#653 (permalink)
Drjohnrock Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 516	A dog calls 911: Operator: "911, what is your emergency/" Dog: "My owner's been gone for two whole seconds!" Operator: "Wow, that's a real emergency! Is there a couch there you can tear up?"