1. Who's your daddy? 
Search me but my real one lives in Florida.
2. If you could change one world event, what would it be?
The Assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand. maybe it would have saved us from the World Wars.
3. What's one of your pet peeves?
Telemarketers
4. Tell me a smell you love and a smell you hate?
Strawberries and bleach. wasn't this on the Colbert questionnaire?
5. What's your favourite year of music releases?
1966
6. Tell me two truths and a lie, other MB'ers have to guess what one is the lie.
Trump is really Jesus Christ. The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam (They could be all lies but so what?
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