Originally Posted by SGR

**** it. I'm doin it early again.

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
It can be an interesting read.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
9/11. So many stories and lives were touched that day that the fall out is still coming in.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
Appetizer: Fish and Chips
Entree: Lobster and Crab cakes.
Dessert: Mooncake and Dragon's beard candy.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
No.

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
Toaster Strudel.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?