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Originally Posted by Trollheart
Meh, it's all part of the plan. Jeff Bezos buys Earth. In fury Elon Musk buys Mars, activates his already-hidden laser weapons and thorium mines, the two planets go to war and the conflict is covered by Disney+ (special offer valid only for Martians with more than two heads, one per pod).
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Who gets Venus? Zuckerberg?
He's the only creature that could survive in such an atmosphere.