1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?
The one that resurrects my lord and savior, Larry the Cable Guy
2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?
Some things you still gotta find the hard way baby.
3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?
Calm night. The storms are just annoying. And i've had too many knock out my power over the years.
4. What would your pirate name be?
IDK
5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?
You think I remember my vertical from high school.
6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?
I'd start masturbating.
And now the serious questions:
1. Guess who just got back today?
J.K. Rowling? Did she get uncanceled?
2. Who wants to live forever?
Mid-life crisis Jeff Bezos
3. Who’ll stop the rain?
God
4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?
Cause I'm that good.
5. Do you feel lucky punk?
Harry, I'm not black, so yes.
6. Where did our love go?
Into mid-life crisis Jeff Bezos steely abs.
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