1. Assuming money was no object, what kind of car would you like to own?
Ferrari Testarossa, gold or yellow. Because, you know, Ferrari Testarossa!
2. What is the security like in your building/estate/apartment/condo/cardboard box/wherever you live?
Our house door locks from the inside, that's it. Mind you, during the day if you don't lock the door from the inside, it can be opened by anyone outside. Luckily, we're so poor that anyone trying to rob us would more than likely end up leaving something for us in pity!
3. What was the first pet you can remember having?
Rocky, our Collie dog. He ran away, or so I was told. I remember him vaguely.
4. If you could go back in time, what advice would you give younger you? And would younger you take it?
Save some ****ing money!
Probably wouldn't listen though.
Oh, and buy shares in Apple. (Probably end up investing in a chain of orchards)
5. What was the best bargain you ever got?
Unlimited power, money, sexual prowess. I'm still waiting, but that guy in the red cloak said he'd be back. Mind you, that was thirty years ago...
6. If you were the undisputed leader of the world, what are the first three laws you would pass?
1. Covid vaccine is ****ing MANDATORY! You don't take it, you're sealed in to your house till you do. Supplies will be dropped in to you and you can take exercise in your garden at specific times, but otherwise stay the **** there till you get the shot. Anyone trying to escape will be shot. With the vaccine.
2. Hate crimes get you an automatic jail sentence of 10 years minimum
3. Anyone even so much as humming "The Birdie Song" will be shot. And I don't mean with the vaccine.
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