Originally Posted by Trollheart

A,E,O and U sat looking at the sergeant in the cold of the police station as he read back the report.

"So let me get this straight." He looked up at them, with disapproval on his face. "The five of you were playing and you four," he pointed dismissively, "decided to run off on your other friend, the missing person you've reported."
The four nodded shamefacedly. O tried to put a brave face on it.
"We were just having a bit of fun," he protested. The sergeant shook his head.
"That's the trouble," he noted. "It's all fun and games till somebody loses an I."